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Jean-Marie Speich is a French prelate of the Catholic Church who works in the diplomatic service of the Holy See.
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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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