Jon Johansson is a New Zealand political scientist and the former chief of staff for New Zealand First. His academic specialties are New Zealand and American politics, as well as political leadership. He lectured these subjects at Victoria University of Wellington.
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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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